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19 [voice]

  • Aug. 30th, 2009 at 12:56 PM
pull your damn pants up
[here, City, is a loud popping sound, followed by an equally loud screech]


THE VACUUM CLEANER IS POSSESSED.


[ooc; Taiga got it into her head that she would attempt to vacuum her room...for the first time ever. Didn't work. Kind of blew up in her face, so now she's covered with vacuum dust. 8D]

18 [voice]

  • Aug. 12th, 2009 at 9:54 PM
your ass is grass
....


SHIKI, GET OVER HERE.



NOW.



[ooc; she has been holding this in. all day. all. day.]

17 [voice]

  • Jul. 27th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
were you born stupid?
So which of you idiots decided to bring the talking plant into the apartment? You all yap enough as it is.

-----EXCUSE ME? I WILL RIP YOUR LEAVES OFF ONE BY ONE, YOU-

Somebody take this plant or I'm punting it out a window.



[Filtered to Shiki]

I have something I need to talk to you about.

16

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 11:34 AM
BACK UP
...


GET OUT.


[ooc; as with Allen, tags will be very sporadic. THEREFORE BACKDATING IS AWESOME]

15 [voice]

  • Jun. 12th, 2009 at 6:43 PM
were you born stupid?
WE DON'T HAVE SPIDERS IN OUR APARTMENT, DO WE, KONATA?


[ooc; she doesn't know it's fleas 8D]

14 [voice]

  • Jun. 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 PM
SWEET BABY GEEBUS
[some rustling of sheets, and stirring]

Ugh, I-

[VERY LONG PAUSE]

Shiki?????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING-


WHY IS MY FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH????



[ooc; pretend this happened in the morning okay- also, Shiki has weird fetishes. So does Taiga, but you won't get to see hers right away.]

13

  • May. 27th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
beauty sleep disrupted
Look.

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Kittens in cups.




Posted because I felt like it. And yes, I do think they're kind of cute. And yes, I will punch you if laugh. I'm getting a cold. I've taken cold medicine.

12 [voice]

  • May. 13th, 2009 at 8:36 PM
bitch I've had it up to my eyeballs
I am so incredibly bored.

Which is probably tempting fate to even come out and say it, considering the last few fun-filled weeks we've had around this nuthouse.


Or maybe...I'm just homesick.


[ooc; LMFAO I KEEP TRACK OF DATES REAL WELL. 8D You saw nothing.]

11

  • Apr. 6th, 2009 at 7:06 PM
pffffffffffffftbbbfb
These curse-happy weekends are becoming old fast. Get better material, hyenas.

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing for this talent show. Why did I even-

And I'm craving ice cream. (Hint, hint. Hint.)

Also, Yuuki- this week. We're doing something. Don't know what yet. No, you can't back out.

10

  • Mar. 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 PM
holy crap you sound mildly intelligent
I have no doubt someone here should be able to answer this.

What's the appeal of toilet humor, exactly? And why are boys in particular susceptible to it?

And on that note, why is it that, when a huge group of boys get together, they all try to out-macho each other? It looks more ridiculous than impressive.


[ooc; idek, I'm bored and in the mood for spam 8D]

09 [voice]

  • Mar. 13th, 2009 at 12:20 PM
everywhere I turn I see your face
[her voice sounds raspy, like she’s been crying all night- yeah, she has been]

You’ve really outdone yourselves this time, hyenas. I won’t even say I hate you anymore, even though I do- I won’t give you the satisfaction.

Every one of us is a monkey here, capital C Comedian. There’s your cosmic joke.


Shiki…

I’d never-

[she breaks down here- give her a minute]

I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t ever do that. I wouldn’t-

I WOULDN’T!!

[aaaaand the device cuts off]

08

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 PM
fuckers
private )

What, are we stuck inside a Mother Goose fairyland now?

Spare me.

07 [voice]

  • Feb. 5th, 2009 at 6:13 PM
zombies 'r us
SHIKI. You're cheating. Or something. You have to be. Because I've played this game so many times and I know I'm not this-

OI. KONATA. LOOK. HE'S CHEATING ISN'T HE?



[ooc; so like. Shiki snuck out and is chilling at Konata and Taiga's place, hokai. Playing. Video games.]

06

  • Feb. 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 AM
drool
A new month in this zoo, at the mercy of a pack of hyenas. And still no Ryuuji. Let me state how enthusiastic I am about the prospect.

Shiki, I think you should make me some more soup. In fact, I think that's the best idea I've heard in a long time. And I want to meet your maid now.


By the way-

Has anyone seen this girl?:

Photobucket

She's dumber than a sack of bricks, and I can't imagine she'd survive long if she got lost or something.



[ooc; Taiga doesn't know Fuuko's gone, okay. 8D]

05

  • Jan. 13th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
tweedle dee
I'm so glad we have plenty of sugar around here.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM SHIKI FOREVER]

When a guy asks a girl to do something with him, it isn't always a date.









......is it????

04 [voice]

  • Jan. 8th, 2009 at 8:04 PM
were you born stupid?
SHIKI! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!





[ooc; Yes, switched with Shiki. Run for the hills. SHE HAS EYES OF DEATH.]

03

  • Jan. 6th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
tiger bite
I had three glasses of tea so far today.


This puppy needs to be potty-trained. And he should control his groupie.



WHERE DID ALL THESE DUCKS COME FROM???



[ooc; links very IC 8D]

02

  • Dec. 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 PM
auuugh so bored
Private )

Oi. Maggot. Come entertain me. I'm bored.

And cold.

We need more blankets in this apartment.

01 [voice]

  • Dec. 11th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
w-wh-wh-whaaaaaaaaaat?
Ryuuji.

…Ryuuji?

[panicked sounds]

How could you- how could you- l-leave me- I don’t know where I- I don’t know what-

RYUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! YOU STUPID, WORTHLESS MONGREL! WHEN I FIND YOU, I’LL GRIND YOU UP INTO DOG MEAT!

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