[here, City, is a loud popping sound, followed by an equally loud screech]


THE VACUUM CLEANER IS POSSESSED.


[ooc; Taiga got it into her head that she would attempt to vacuum her room...for the first time ever. Didn't work. Kind of blew up in her face, so now she's covered with vacuum dust. 8D]

....


SHIKI, GET OVER HERE.



NOW.


[ooc; she has been holding this in. all day. all. day.]

So which of you idiots decided to bring the talking plant into the apartment? You all yap enough as it is.

-----EXCUSE ME? I WILL RIP YOUR LEAVES OFF ONE BY ONE, YOU-

Somebody take this plant or I'm punting it out a window.



[Filtered to Shiki]

I have something I need to talk to you about.

...


GET OUT.


[ooc; as with Allen, tags will be very sporadic. THEREFORE BACKDATING IS AWESOME]

WE DON'T HAVE SPIDERS IN OUR APARTMENT, DO WE, KONATA?


[ooc; she doesn't know it's fleas 8D]

[some rustling of sheets, and stirring]

Ugh, I-

[VERY LONG PAUSE]

Shiki?????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING-


WHY IS MY FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH????



[ooc; pretend this happened in the morning okay- also, Shiki has weird fetishes. So does Taiga, but you won't get to see hers right away.]

Look.



Kittens in cups.




Posted because I felt like it. And yes, I do think they're kind of cute. And yes, I will punch you if laugh. I'm getting a cold. I've taken cold medicine.

I am so incredibly bored.

Which is probably tempting fate to even come out and say it, considering the last few fun-filled weeks we've had around this nuthouse.


Or maybe...I'm just homesick.


[ooc; LMFAO I KEEP TRACK OF DATES REAL WELL. 8D You saw nothing.]

These curse-happy weekends are becoming old fast. Get better material, hyenas.

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing for this talent show. Why did I even-

And I'm craving ice cream. (Hint, hint. Hint.)

Also, Yuuki- this week. We're doing something. Don't know what yet. No, you can't back out.

I have no doubt someone here should be able to answer this.

What's the appeal of toilet humor, exactly? And why are boys in particular susceptible to it?

And on that note, why is it that, when a huge group of boys get together, they all try to out-macho each other? It looks more ridiculous than impressive.


[ooc; idek, I'm bored and in the mood for spam 8D]