[here, City, is a loud popping sound, followed by an equally loud screech]


THE VACUUM CLEANER IS POSSESSED.


[ooc; Taiga got it into her head that she would attempt to vacuum her room...for the first time ever. Didn't work. Kind of blew up in her face, so now she's covered with vacuum dust. 8D]

....


SHIKI, GET OVER HERE.



NOW.


[ooc; she has been holding this in. all day. all. day.]

So which of you idiots decided to bring the talking plant into the apartment? You all yap enough as it is.

-----EXCUSE ME? I WILL RIP YOUR LEAVES OFF ONE BY ONE, YOU-

Somebody take this plant or I'm punting it out a window.



[Filtered to Shiki]

I have something I need to talk to you about.

...


GET OUT.


[ooc; as with Allen, tags will be very sporadic. THEREFORE BACKDATING IS AWESOME]

WE DON'T HAVE SPIDERS IN OUR APARTMENT, DO WE, KONATA?


[ooc; she doesn't know it's fleas 8D]

[some rustling of sheets, and stirring]

Ugh, I-

[VERY LONG PAUSE]

Shiki?????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING-


WHY IS MY FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH????



[ooc; pretend this happened in the morning okay- also, Shiki has weird fetishes. So does Taiga, but you won't get to see hers right away.]

Look.



Kittens in cups.




Posted because I felt like it. And yes, I do think they're kind of cute. And yes, I will punch you if laugh. I'm getting a cold. I've taken cold medicine.

I am so incredibly bored.

Which is probably tempting fate to even come out and say it, considering the last few fun-filled weeks we've had around this nuthouse.


Or maybe...I'm just homesick.


[ooc; LMFAO I KEEP TRACK OF DATES REAL WELL. 8D You saw nothing.]

These curse-happy weekends are becoming old fast. Get better material, hyenas.

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing for this talent show. Why did I even-

And I'm craving ice cream. (Hint, hint. Hint.)

Also, Yuuki- this week. We're doing something. Don't know what yet. No, you can't back out.

I have no doubt someone here should be able to answer this.

What's the appeal of toilet humor, exactly? And why are boys in particular susceptible to it?

And on that note, why is it that, when a huge group of boys get together, they all try to out-macho each other? It looks more ridiculous than impressive.


[ooc; idek, I'm bored and in the mood for spam 8D]

[her voice sounds raspy, like she’s been crying all night- yeah, she has been]

You’ve really outdone yourselves this time, hyenas. I won’t even say I hate you anymore, even though I do- I won’t give you the satisfaction.

Every one of us is a monkey here, capital C Comedian. There’s your cosmic joke.


Shiki…

I’d never-

[she breaks down here- give her a minute]

I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t ever do that. I wouldn’t-

I WOULDN’T!!

[aaaaand the device cuts off]

( private )

What, are we stuck inside a Mother Goose fairyland now?

Spare me.

SHIKI. You're cheating. Or something. You have to be. Because I've played this game so many times and I know I'm not this-

OI. KONATA. LOOK. HE'S CHEATING ISN'T HE?



[ooc; so like. Shiki snuck out and is chilling at Konata and Taiga's place, hokai. Playing. Video games.]

A new month in this zoo, at the mercy of a pack of hyenas. And still no Ryuuji. Let me state how enthusiastic I am about the prospect.

Shiki, I think you should make me some more soup. In fact, I think that's the best idea I've heard in a long time. And I want to meet your maid now.


By the way-

Has anyone seen this girl?:



She's dumber than a sack of bricks, and I can't imagine she'd survive long if she got lost or something.



[ooc; Taiga doesn't know Fuuko's gone, okay. 8D]

I'm so glad we have plenty of sugar around here.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM SHIKI FOREVER]

When a guy asks a girl to do something with him, it isn't always a date.









......is it????

I had three glasses of tea so far today.


This puppy needs to be potty-trained. And he should control his groupie.



WHERE DID ALL THESE DUCKS COME FROM???



[ooc; links very IC 8D]

( Private )

Oi. Maggot. Come entertain me. I'm bored.

And cold.

We need more blankets in this apartment.

Ryuuji.

…Ryuuji?

[panicked sounds]

How could you- how could you- l-leave me- I don’t know where I- I don’t know what-

RYUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! YOU STUPID, WORTHLESS MONGREL! WHEN I FIND YOU, I’LL GRIND YOU UP INTO DOG MEAT!